To the butt twerp who interrupts my lunch

Dude,

I go outside to the courtyard to enjoy a blissfully quiet lunch and hear the birds chirp. Its the only quiet part of my day. However...

when you play that damn heavy metal music (Pantera, anyone?) on your iphone and I am sitting 20 feet away and can hear it... it is way loud, too loud. Please

make it stop, I do not want to listen to your shit. I want to listen to quiet.
May someone make you listen to classical music for an extended period of time.

Regards (but not really)
S.